Posted By BillHeise on May 13, 2009

I’ll never understand beer commercials.

“The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.” And, I’m sure, because he’s bench pressing Japanese hookers.
“His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.” Is that a good thing?
“His blood smells like cologne.” He’s going to die soon from blood-cologne poisoning.
“He is the most interesting man in the world.” Really? Not Ghandi or Jesus or Hitler?”
I don’t always drink beer”–I’m too busy swilling cologne–“but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.” All the more reason for me to drink Miller Genuine Draft.
“Stay thirsty, my friends.” Oh believe me, I will.

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