No Polar Bears Were Injured in the Making of This Video
William Heise | November 24, 2009
Cutting the Cheese
William Heise | October 31, 2009
This ad speaks for itself:
Sugar Cereal? It was a different age.
William Heise | June 21, 2009
He wasn’t considered evil for selling cereal to boys and girls. That sugar bear was groovy and smooth.
Ad: The Most Interesting Man in the World
William Heise | May 13, 2009
I’ll never understand beer commercials. “The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.” And, I’m sure, because he’s bench pressing Japanese hookers. “His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.” Is that a good thing? “His blood smells like cologne.” He’s going to die soon from blood-cologne poisoning. [...]
Ad: Stretch Armstrong
William Heise | May 4, 2009
“Now strecthing farther than ever before!”
Ad: Cheerios, the ‘Terribly Adult Cereal’
William Heise | April 9, 2009
A Stan Freberg ad:
Doctors prefer Camels
William Heise | March 11, 2009
Ad: Marlboro, the choice of the Beatles
William Heise | March 3, 2009
I’ve decided to sell ads
William Heise | February 27, 2009
Here’s my first for the 1956 Bulgemobile. The future really is now! Order today!
