» Ads http://william-heise.com Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:22:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 No Polar Bears Were Injured in the Making of This Video http://william-heise.com/2009/11/24/no-polar-bears-were-injured-in-the-making-of-this-video/ http://william-heise.com/2009/11/24/no-polar-bears-were-injured-in-the-making-of-this-video/#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:23:13 +0000 BillHeise http://william-heise.com/?p=3177 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxis7Y1ikIQ

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iBY7Yirq60

]]> http://william-heise.com/2009/10/31/cutting-the-cheese/feed/ 0 Sugar Cereal? It was a different age. http://william-heise.com/2009/06/21/sugar-cereal-it-was-a-different-age/ http://william-heise.com/2009/06/21/sugar-cereal-it-was-a-different-age/#comments Sun, 21 Jun 2009 05:32:48 +0000 BillHeise http://william-heise.com/?p=2598 He wasn’t considered evil for selling cereal to boys and girls. That sugar bear was groovy and smooth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhbNktEC0YQ

]]> http://william-heise.com/2009/06/21/sugar-cereal-it-was-a-different-age/feed/ 1 Ad: The Most Interesting Man in the World http://william-heise.com/2009/05/13/ad-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/ http://william-heise.com/2009/05/13/ad-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 08:06:36 +0000 BillHeise http://william-heise.com/?p=2163 I’ll never understand beer commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps

“The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.” And, I’m sure, because he’s bench pressing Japanese hookers.
“His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.” Is that a good thing?
“His blood smells like cologne.” He’s going to die soon from blood-cologne poisoning.
“He is the most interesting man in the world.” Really? Not Ghandi or Jesus or Hitler?”
I don’t always drink beer”–I’m too busy swilling cologne–“but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.” All the more reason for me to drink Miller Genuine Draft.
“Stay thirsty, my friends.” Oh believe me, I will.

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“Now strecthing farther than ever before!”

]]> http://william-heise.com/2009/05/04/ad-stretch-armstrong/feed/ 0 Ad: Cheerios, the ‘Terribly Adult Cereal’ http://william-heise.com/2009/04/09/ad-cheerios-the-terribly-adult-cereal/ http://william-heise.com/2009/04/09/ad-cheerios-the-terribly-adult-cereal/#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 07:00:08 +0000 BillHeise http://william-heise.com/?p=1767 A Stan Freberg ad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PauDwNFPucU

]]> http://william-heise.com/2009/04/09/ad-cheerios-the-terribly-adult-cereal/feed/ 0 Another classic ad: People start pollution; people can stop it http://william-heise.com/2009/03/25/another-classic-ad-people-start-pollution-people-can-stop-it/ http://william-heise.com/2009/03/25/another-classic-ad-people-start-pollution-people-can-stop-it/#comments Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:39:19 +0000 BillHeise http://william-heise.com/?p=1764 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ozVMxzNAA

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]]> http://william-heise.com/2009/03/11/doctors-prefer-camels/feed/ 0 Ad: Marlboro, the choice of the Beatles http://william-heise.com/2009/03/03/ad-marlboro-the-choice-of-the-beatles/ http://william-heise.com/2009/03/03/ad-marlboro-the-choice-of-the-beatles/#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:30:08 +0000 BillHeise http://william-heise.com/?p=773 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHD1V051S2w

]]> http://william-heise.com/2009/03/03/ad-marlboro-the-choice-of-the-beatles/feed/ 0 I’ve decided to sell ads http://william-heise.com/2009/02/27/ive-decided-to-sell-ads/ http://william-heise.com/2009/02/27/ive-decided-to-sell-ads/#comments Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:00:02 +0000 BillHeise http://william-heise.com/?p=400 Here’s my first for the 1956 Bulgemobile. The future really is now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2crZY-THI

Order today!

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